LLM Ass Bench

(assbench.com)

130 points | by fragmede 2 hours ago

20 comments

  • drywater2 1 hour ago
    Finally, I was getting tired of seeing pelicans on a bike.
    • schainks 53 minutes ago
      Up next, Pelican ass-bench!
  • athrowaway3z 42 minutes ago
    6 months from now we'll be discussing if model training is assmaxxing.
  • sethkim 48 minutes ago
    Folks, we've reached the top.
    • bogzz 44 minutes ago
      It's about bottoms though...?
  • ravenstine 40 minutes ago
    I'm impressed that Luna got as far as it did on max reasoning. Don't get me wrong, that's one weird looking ass, but even the top GPT model a year ago probably would have done worse based on my experience (with asking it to create meshes in general, not modeling asses... yeah, that's the ticket). Then again, I'm also not, because I've found it to be a great deal at its relatively low price point when the reasoning is set to high.
  • variety8675 2 hours ago
    The idea that they're going to benchmaxx this in the future amuses me
  • TutleCpt 1 hour ago
    The prompt that created these images doesn't mention that they want a Caucasian skin color. Huh. Racist LLMs?
    • comradesmith 45 minutes ago
      It’s only a sample of one per model
    • ggerules 59 minutes ago
      Biased data?
    • throwaway743 57 minutes ago
      Makes sense. Most look like pancake butts or shitty implants.
  • ramon156 1 hour ago
    how come opus 5.5 did so well? I'm surprised
    • pixl97 47 minutes ago
      Na, not well at all. Now Fable, fable like'em thick.
    • snowram 55 minutes ago
      Because it is ass.
    • ggerules 1 hour ago
      Better data set?
  • spottedmarley 1 hour ago
    ASStra for the win!
  • danbrooks 52 minutes ago
    Glad my work blocked this. But can we get a NSFW tag? If this is NSFW?
    • comradesmith 50 minutes ago
      It’s fine. You’ll be fine
    • fg137 44 minutes ago
      If I were you I wouldn't rush to open a website that clearly has "ass" in the title
  • Ancalagon 1 hour ago
    nsfw?

    but hilarious nonetheless

    • sanex 1 hour ago
      It's ok they're wearing thongs it's not nudity.
      • Ancalagon 1 hour ago
        still awkward when a page full of thong-covered asses pops up on my extra monitor in my open-seating arrangement office that im required to attend 4 times a week (no of course im not salty or anything)
        • tripleee 1 hour ago
          its only awkward if you quickly close it as if embarrassed

          leave it up all day so others know it's intentional

          • pyrale 53 minutes ago
            Make an all-team demo on new frontiers in benchmarking technology.
          • knicholes 56 minutes ago
            Assert your dominance
            • tripleee 55 minutes ago
              jiggle one of the butts while making eye contact with passers-by
        • mosselman 1 hour ago
          You shouldn't ASSume a link with a name like this is sfw.
        • jahnu 56 minutes ago
          Have you tried a few toots on an air horn to indicate to your colleagues that the thing on the screen was unexpected?
    • dbt00 55 minutes ago
      Agree 2x.
  • visiondude 50 minutes ago
    i almost wrote a extension to block mentions of pelican bench because i find those so utterly useless. now, Assbench, on the other hand, i could get behind
  • sergiotapia 30 minutes ago
    But can we make thicc pelicans?
  • winddude 1 hour ago
    haha, doing the important work!
  • fragmede 2 hours ago
    The most important of benchmarks.
  • Avicebron 43 minutes ago
    "The economy was in a state of deep neglect, a great dust bowl had ravaged food supplies. And the number one movie in the country was called Ass. And that's all it was, for 90 minutes."
  • Rapzid 59 minutes ago
    We need Banana Bench next.
  • randomblock1 54 minutes ago
    Now put them on a bike.
  • threethirtytwo 47 minutes ago
    I really want to post this on my work slack cuz it’s hilarious. Should be fine right? This should be sfw technically imo but I want consensus here. I don’t want some crazy Mia or Lauren girl to report this to HR (they don’t actually care but they want to fuck my shit up cuz they consider me to be an “op”). Just want to confirm.

    Also I’m just coming out of a surgery and I’m sitting here waiting for my ride and looking at HN, so my judgement is impaired please tell me if I should/can post.

    • TutleCpt 44 minutes ago
      Yeah, the HR people will freak out. Any excuse for those guys to come down like a hammer.
      • threethirtytwo 37 minutes ago
        All right won’t post but this is awesome
    • OutOfHere 19 minutes ago
      I wouldn't, unless wanting to get fired.
  • VCFundedGenYer 36 minutes ago
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