Every fucking website: 2026 edition

(op.tngl.io)

103 points | by nerdypepper 1 day ago

19 comments

  • tripdout 22 hours ago
    This is almost exactly this website [0] which is also on the frontpage of HN. Wow.

    0: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49297469

    • yourbestcrab 7 hours ago
      I was searching for the logo like an *-hole, but I had to settle for their "men's public restroom" logo instead.
    • angoragoats 6 hours ago
      And this one, which is on the front page right now:

      https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=49307700

      • angoragoats 1 hour ago
        Replying to my own post to note that the author of the app in my linked post is using an LLM to respond to everyone in the thread. They responded to me (with a clearly LLM written, sycophantic tone) and said that they updated the design. It looks less like the parody site now.
  • m132 19 hours ago
    It's not a Claude generated website without at least one `backdrop-filter: blur(1000px)` element that slows older machines to a crawl
  • addandsubtract 8 hours ago
    It's missing the captcha that fails to load and then makes you retry three times.
  • possan 8 hours ago
    Needs a cookie banner, 3s delayed sign up to our newsletter and enable push request
  • JK-Swizzle 21 hours ago
    It is missing the fade in on scroll.
  • Bolwin 21 hours ago
    Love the X logo that goes to bluesky
  • alertchecker 2 hours ago
    It can't be AI-generated - AI doesn't swear
  • noman-land 21 hours ago
    This needs bluish dark mode with accent color and pills with a little rounded colored border on just the left side.
  • walrus01 20 hours ago
    > $ curl -fsSL install.sh | sh # you'd be stupid to run that, slop or not

    I wish more people would point this out.

    • Akronymus 15 hours ago
      I've legitimately seen one project that basically says to do that, but with "your ai agent". At least piping to sh is deterministic and, you can pipe to a filw and check the script

      https://github.com/0xeb/ghidrasql

      • walrus01 13 hours ago
        "Claude, install these 215 npm dependencies from unvetted repositores, make no mistakes"
    • xigoi 11 hours ago
      I still haven’t seen anyone point out how this is more dangerous than running an executable that you obtain any other way.
      • ffsm8 11 hours ago
        you can detect `curl | bash` server-side and serve a different payload for those (compared to curl -O file, wget etc), hence its an effectively undetectable attack vector.

        Executables on the other hand can be inspected and prodded, so the likelihood of something going amiss and consequently security agencies finding out about it is significantly higher.

        neither of those is secure of course, we're just discussing different levels of dangers. And curl|bash being worse, albeit not that much

        (and the -L here is the extra cherry on top. piping a redirect to a shell is just monkas)

        • medstrom 3 hours ago
          > you can detect `curl | bash` server-side

          Oh wow, ok. So if anything, manually do `curl` and `sh` separately?

          • ffsm8 3 hours ago
            at that point, i'd put bash script up as being moderately more secure as its generally easier to audit them vs a binary.

            but i'Ve also gotta say that random binary download over web is also incredibly rare - usually its either a combination of both (the curl|bash ending in a random binary being downloaded) or the user actually installing via a packagemanager like apt, zypper, yum, dnf etc - and those packagemanagers generally do audit the main repositories, so theyre basically as secure as you can get in those contexts.

            but of course, everyone has their own thread model and i dont work in security (●'◡'●)

      • esafak 4 hours ago
        Because this way does not run security scanners.
  • devin 21 hours ago
    Missing a flashy nonsense ASCII art animation. Check out https://performative-ui.cncl.co/ if you need an easy one to add.
  • chunkyguy 11 hours ago
    What is wrong with this layout?
    • addandsubtract 8 hours ago
      There's nothing wrong with it, per se. It's just that it's overused and filled with random garbage stats that no one cares about.
  • willturman 20 hours ago
    The GitHub and X logos are chefs kiss
  • cigarettestshir 1 day ago
    This is one of my favorite things I've ever seen.
  • TacticalCoder 20 hours ago
    > Trusted by... six companies from the same YC cohort.

    I giggled.

  • spottedmarley 23 hours ago
    * <- tiny logo
  • BoingBoomTschak 20 hours ago
    The fact that I can see it with JS disabled really breaks immersion here.
    • tosti 19 hours ago
      I expected cloudflare turnstile and if that happens to work, flashing gray bars to "compensate" for an absurdly long loading time.
  • doublerabbit 22 hours ago
    If the layout is intentionally LLM generated, heh.
  • arodenmaxxing 22 hours ago
    oh yeah I worked there
  • angoragoats 21 hours ago
    Why does the HN title say “2026 edition” when the page itself says “Slop edition”? We aren’t supposed to editorialize titles here.[0]

    https://news.ycombinator.com/newsguidelines.html