Google closes deal to acquire Wiz

(wiz.io)

219 points | by aldarisbm 9 hours ago

29 comments

  • cbHXBY1D 2 hours ago
    FYI, Wiz investor and current Wiz board member Gili Raanan, head of Israeli VC Cyberstarts, has been (credibly) accused of paying bribes to major CISOs for buying software from their portfolio companies like Wiz.

    Calcalist did a deep investigation into it: https://www.calcalistech.com/ctechnews/article/b1a1jn00hc

    • Apofis 1 hour ago
      Too late now!
    • love2read 46 minutes ago
      Why does it matter what ethnicity the VC is other than to discriminate against them specifically? Sam Altman's Loopt startup was accused of being bought out specifically to save face, is that a problem?
      • supsep2 14 minutes ago
        Mostly due to genocide
  • sass_muffin 3 hours ago
    Are they going to call it G-Wiz?
  • dschn 5 minutes ago
    why do this when they sold the domain business to squarespace?
  • jerojero 2 hours ago
    Getting old is seeing every single successful platform be bought out by one of the big ones.
  • StartupsWala 7 hours ago
    The interesting part is that Wiz built its success largely on being cloud-agnostic. If Google keeps it that way, it becomes a strategic window into AWS and Azure workloads.

    If they don’t, they risk destroying the very advantage that made Wiz valuable in the first place.

    • eitally 2 hours ago
      They very likely will continue being cloud-agnostic, just like they did with Mandiant Consulting.
    • antonvs 4 hours ago
      Google has quite a bit of support for other clouds already. The managed Kubernetes in Gcloud can run workloads on other clouds, for example.
      • verdverm 2 hours ago
        They all pretty much support cloud agnostic WIF any which way at this point. With that out of the way, the rest gets easier.
  • hollow-moe 3 hours ago
    Joins the graveyard in 6 months tops
    • shredswap 3 hours ago
      we don't need to be pessimistic about every other thing.
      • sen 3 hours ago
        When it comes to Google it’s not being pessimistic, it’s just being realistic.
        • miltava 2 hours ago
          Maybe for most of their acquisitions (but I don’t know). But they do get acquisitions right: YouTube, android, double click, Waze…
          • paganel 2 hours ago
            The majority (all, I'd say) of those are 15 years (and more) in the past by now. Not sure about Waze, well, looks like I was wrong, they were only acquired in 2013, so it's "only" 13 years in the past for them.
          • eitally 2 hours ago
            And more relevant, Mandiant.
            • anon84873628 2 hours ago
              Or Apigee. Or Looker. These comments are tiring.
        • ex-aws-dude 3 hours ago
          Its boring though?

          Pessimism is so lame and uninteresting for discussions

        • nszceta 2 hours ago
        • kartakrak 3 hours ago
          6 months is even generous and optimistic
        • ukblewis 2 hours ago
          This is such BS… Google also bought YouTube for a bargain price early on… and that is far from the only successful purchase that Google has had
      • PunchyHamster 1 hour ago
        You're right, I'm giving it 5 years
    • NeutralWanted 2 hours ago
      [dead]
  • myth_drannon 5 hours ago
    Interesting fact regarding the sale. Because the founders are about to receive $2.4B US, Israeli tax authorities got involved, and the tax on the sale as an exception will be paid in US dollars directly without converting to shekels due to concerns it might crash the US/NIS exchange rate (with $US already historically low).
    • love2read 44 minutes ago
      Interesting, where did you hear about this?
  • ge96 2 hours ago
    What is that animation of the cloud on their home page, tapping and blocking a cloud
  • 85392_school 6 hours ago
    This isn't a new observation [0] but this means Google will now have two Wizes, since Wiz is also the name of their internal web framework [1].

    [0] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43399077

    [1] https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=41092039

  • debarshri 8 hours ago
    Google SecOps (Chronicle) is becoming quite popular among the cybersec world. I think eventually there should be an integration play. It is also a way to create wedge into AWS and Azure customers.
  • seanieb 7 hours ago
    Congrats to to the Wiz team. Wiz is amazing. But, ugh, joining Google will result in less competition and all that entails. Not great for customers.

    It's a pity going public isn't worth it anymore.

    • dlev_pika 7 hours ago
      > will result in less competition

      The system working as intended.

      “Competition is for losers” - Peter Thiel

      • tipiirai 6 hours ago
        Thiel is an idiot
        • palmotea 6 hours ago
          >> “Competition is for losers” - Peter Thiel

          > Thiel is an idiot

          Sounds more like he's selfish, perhaps to an unusual degree. Monopoly is great for the monopolist. For everyone else? Not so much.

        • Bombthecat 6 hours ago
          But very rich...
        • ToucanLoucan 6 hours ago
          Maybe we should examine as an industry why so many mediocre men get elevated to positions of incredible power and run great businesses into the ground.
          • atmosx 5 hours ago
            Luck (primarily) and connections. We feel psychologically safe believing there is some determinism _in the world_. But there's none. Studies show that you can have 140 IQ and still end up homeless if circumstances are poor.
            • gbacon 4 hours ago
              > Luck (primarily)

              This is an extraordinary claim. What is your extraordinary evidence?

              Why didn’t it rain today? Good luck! Why was Michael Jordan so skillful at basketball? Just good luck. Why is Linux better than Windows? Good luck! Why did VMS fall off? Bad luck. Why does 2 + 2 = 4? I guess just good luck.

              These are all laughably incurious, superstitious answers. Other factors must be at play. Yes, identifying them may require hard thinking and concentration.

              Otherwise, what is democracy other than selecting the luckiest? We already had strange women lying in ponds distributing swords for that — and much cheaper and quicker to boot.

              > Studies show that you can have 140 IQ and still end up homeless if circumstances are poor.

              We’ve likely all known people who were book smart but didn’t have good walking-around sense. Everyone knows others who make poor or destructive choices. The interpersonal skills, soft skills, and emotional intelligence being dismissed in this thread as mere “luck and connections” may be severely lacking. The person may have poor mental health or addiction.

              Are you using determinism in the automata theory sense or some other?

              • thwarted 4 hours ago
                Luck here isn't referring to some invisible dice roll whose randomness can not be explained or is just a correlation (like no rain on your wedding day would be), it's refers to variables that the person can not influence. Being born into a rich family is lucky for that baby, and the baby can't have done anything about it.
          • Borg3 5 hours ago
            Connections... It was always like this..
          • lkjdsklf 5 hours ago
            The same way mediocre men have been elevated for thousands of years.

            A combination of being in the right place at the right time and connections to people with money

          • nsjdjdekkddk 5 hours ago
            surely you can make a couple billion from mothing given you are so smart
            • Flatterer3544 5 hours ago
              Who said you need to be great in an area to tell the difference between competent and incompetent?

              While it helps, it doesn't take a genius to tell the difference. Picking the great from the great apart, that'd be another story all together.

    • 999900000999 7 hours ago
      Someone else will rise to compete.

      Then Google will buy them too.

    • chrisandchris 4 hours ago
      Maybe, or Wiz will suddenly appear on the graveyard just because reasons? Who knows :)
    • alephnerd 7 hours ago
      > It's a pity going public isn't worth it anymore.

      Israeli VCs tend to be uninterested in IPOs in general - too much of an operational headache and it's difficult to exit a position quickly.

      In most cases an IPO isn't worth it for founders because an IPO means you lose operational control. It's basically the "Rich versus Kings" dichotomy [0].

      Edit: can't reply

      > you can control the share allocations going into an IPO to give you solid voting power

      Investors do not like that - they want some degree of operational control in order to right the ship if needed.

      In the early 2010s, IPOs like Tesla and Facebook were on terms that gave outside investors little control on operations and that's why Musk and even Zuckerberg to a certain extent can choose to reorient to a new boondoggle with little-to-no investor pushback.

      In 2026 if you want to IPO, it will be on the terms of JPMC, GS, etc who are underwriting the IPO.

      In a private company, it's easier for an investor to offload or get bought out of their position if the founder wants to maintain operational control.

      > While you’re accountable to a board of directors and theoretically accountable to stockholders, in reality management often runs the show

      In publicly listed companies, it is magnitudes more difficult to build a board that is aligned with you at a personal level versus in a private company because both the board and strategic shareholders will act as checks against you.

      > If you’re acquired, you’re giving up ownership and you tend to lose operational control unless you have agreements in place that say otherwise

      An acquisition happens when both the founders and investors want to exit, and has less operational overhead and due dilligence versus going thru the process of an IPO in the US.

      > This is counterintuitive to me

      Well, that's the reality. This is why Stripe, Databricks, and others have remained private for so long despite having hit IPO-level metrics years ago. If you're already generating high 9 to low 10 figures a year in revenue, you can remain private indefinetly and as a founder you would be able to give yourself a compensation package comparable to a public company, but with much less oversight and stress.

      > Interesting, why is this more true of Israeli VC's as opposed to VC's in other markets

      Significantly less capital.

      "Big" funds like YL Ventures, Cyberstarts, and JVP only have an AUM of $800M, $1.4B, and $1.9B respectively.

      And if you were going to IPO in the US anyhow, why would you even invest in an Israeli fund, which wouldn't have enough people with experience for an IPO.

      And the handful of Israeli IPOs that happened like SentinelOne or CyberArk weren't that successful.

      [0] - https://www.hbs.edu/faculty/Pages/item.aspx?num=38550

      • femiagbabiaka 6 hours ago
        > Israeli VCs tend to be uninterested in IPOs in general - too much of an operational headache and it's difficult to exit a position quickly.

        Interesting, why is this more true of Israeli VC's as opposed to VC's in other markets?

        • love2read 40 minutes ago
          I would assume VC's are dominantly US-based, and US-based VC's tend to be able to weather the landscape of American markets better than foreigners.
          • alephnerd 35 minutes ago
            Partially. The issue is capital - even Wiz largely raised thanks to Sequoia, Insight Partners, and Index Ventures. American funds are much larger and are able to finance later stage rounds. Most Israeli VC funds end up financing earlier rounds and can't neccesarily participate in later rounds and thus have an incentive to exit earlier.
      • moregrist 7 hours ago
        > In most cases an IPO isn't worth it for founders because an IPO means you lose operational control.

        This is counterintuitive to me.

        If you’re acquired, you’re giving up ownership and you tend to lose operational control unless you have agreements in place that say otherwise.

        With an IPO it seems like you have a better chance to retain control: you can control the share allocations going into an IPO to give you solid voting power. While you’re accountable to a board of directors and theoretically accountable to stockholders, in reality management often runs the show, at least until the board runs out of patience with bad earnings.

        • SilverElfin 6 hours ago
          The problem is if you go public as a small company, it can be hard to survive. You need to meet expectations every time you do an earnings call or watch your stock get crushed, and it’ll never be given another chance. The burdens are also a lot higher in terms of the cost.

          You don’t really see companies under $10 billion going public anymore. That may continue to be the case, but it’s terrible for entrepreneurs.

    • globular-toast 2 hours ago
      Google is a public company so in some way they have gone public.

      I wish people would remember the stock markets were invented for companies to raise funds, not for the private investors to cash out. The public should be allowed to invest in new companies, not just the rich.

      • alephnerd 57 minutes ago
        > The public should be allowed to invest in new companies, not just the rich.

        Most funds lose money on early stage investing.

        Allowing non-accredited investors to enter the privete capital is great for experienced investors like me because we can offload assets to less discerning and less experienced casual investors, but this is truly risky for the vast majority of individuals.

        Hell, even in my own personal portfolio I stick with ETFs and call it a day because returns are good enough without active risk management.

        > so in some way they have gone public

        M&A is not an IPO. By that standard any acquisition by Crowdstrike or PANW is an "IPO".

    • SilverElfin 6 hours ago
      The lack of competition is at this point choice American politicians and the voters. They should be breaking up mega corporations or at least taxing them at really high rates.

      Instead, it looks like all the existing incumbents will just continue to rule over society. They have capital, monopolies, and the moats of distribution channels and contracts with their current customers. There is no fair competition - they’ll just replicate your clever product easily.

  • pbiggar 7 hours ago
    Good time to remember that Wiz' VC was accused of paying bribes to CISOs to buy their portfolio's software (of which Wiz is one).

    https://www.forbes.com/sites/iainmartin/2024/10/28/this-vc-b...

    > Two security executives told Forbes they rejected overtures from Raanan’s team after hearing about the firm’s “menu” of compensation. “I was completely aghast. It was against my principles,” one said.

  • bojangleslover 6 hours ago
    Didn’t this happen a long time ago?
  • redbell 8 hours ago
    Wiz joins Waze & Waymo.. there's something suspicious with the letter W here :)
    • omoikane 5 hours ago
      There aren't that many Alphabet acquisitions[1] that start with "W", compared to all the companies that start with "A":

            1 2
            1 6
            1 @
           28 A
           15 B
            8 C
           18 D
            6 E
           10 F
           10 G
            4 H
            9 I
            5 J
            5 K
            8 L
           14 M
            8 N
           10 O
           22 P
            4 Q
           13 R
           27 S
           12 T
            3 U
            5 V
            9 W
            1 Y
            8 Z
      
      Normalizing these counts with respect to English character frequencies that appear in text[2], the top three unexpected company initials appear to be "Q", "J", and "P".

      [1] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_mergers_and_acquisitio...

      [2] https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Letter_frequency

    • 0_____0 7 hours ago
      Wiz and Waze are both Israeli companies. Not that suspicious, I think it probably just sounds better in Hebrew.
      • sokz 7 hours ago
        Wix too. Very interesting that founders of Waze and Wix have Unit 8200 pedigree and Wiz co-founder was part of an elite recruitment program in the IDF. On account of the mandatory draft, it was bound to happen but those three companies have very similar names as well.
        • alephnerd 7 hours ago
          Everyone in Israel who is entrepreneurial tries to self-select into 8200 - it's the equivalent of American high schoolers who want to enter VC and tech entrepreneurship targeting CS@Stanford.

          In Israel, the university you attended matters less than the unit you served. For example, if you want to become a senior politician, you join Sayeret Matkal and if you want to become an academic you end up in Talpiot (which the founders of Wiz are alums of).

          8200s success is largely due to a couple early exits by 8200 alums (Gili Raanan, Nir Zuk, Shlomo Kramer) who were biased in recruiting from their unit. 8200 alums aren't better or worse than other Israelis - they just have a better network.

          And Israel has multiple SIGINT and offensive/defensive cybersecurity units, all of whom created similar networks as well.

          • sokz 7 hours ago
            Network effects wasn't what I considered although I should have.
            • alephnerd 7 hours ago
              It's the same in the US as well - if you join the right divisions and units and take advantage of educational programs with the GI Bill, you will open a lot of doors professionally speaking.
              • bigyabai 7 hours ago
                I'm sure the Room 641A employees have an excellent professional network, but I'm still going to judge them on a personal level.
      • darth_aardvark 7 hours ago
        Unlikely, since modern Hebrew doesn't have a letter for "w".
        • bonesss 7 hours ago
          Is it possible the foreignness makes ‘W’ appealing as it signals cool modern tech alignment or something?

          Like how ‘X’ attracts marketing and typographic knuckle-draggers in English, or how all our AI companies have butthole logos for reasons that only make sense if you understand the underlying companies and culture.

          • darth_aardvark 6 hours ago
            https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_companies_of_Israel#W

            There's 5 of them, two of which happen to have been acquired by Google. Fair to say it's likely a coincidence.

            Interestingly, they all use "vav vav" as the start of their Hebrew names. "Vav" is the hebrew letter for V, so it's kind of like using VV to represent W.

            Maybe you're right, and it's a stylistic thing! My knowledge of Hebrew ends in Hebrew school, and that mostly focused on blessing and prayers over startup naming.

            • edanm 4 hours ago
              Despite commenting on this literally five seconds ago in the sibling comment, I hadn't made the connection that if "vav" is V, then using "vav vav" is like "VV" which is like "W". I wonder if this is a real thing.

              In any case, I'm pretty sure it's just a coincidence, I don't think it's a stylistic thing, unless I'm missing something.

        • 1-more 6 hours ago
          It has vav which gets transliterated as v, u, o, or w. How does the average modern Hebrew speaker pronounce these company names in a sentence? Vix, Vayz, Viz? Is the "w" transliteration an example of Latin to Hebrew transliteration but not vice-versa?
          • edanm 4 hours ago
            It's pronounced the same as in English. Wiz, Waze, Wix. It's written with "double vav" in Hebrew, not just a single vav which would make it read as Viz.
            • null_deref 1 hour ago
              Yes, but it’s fair to say that this is a foreign language vowel even though we do not have problem to pronounce
            • 1-more 3 hours ago
              tysm
        • 0_____0 6 hours ago
          Oof, you got me there!
    • JoshTriplett 8 hours ago
      They could put up a page for all three acquisitions, under "www".
    • xnorswap 8 hours ago
      W = Winners, it's just science ;)

      I bet someone has actually studied the effect of leading letters in startup names and funding & acquisitions, I vaguely seem to remember a story about it in the past.

    • kps 7 hours ago
      Title should be: Wiz Waz
    • paxys 6 hours ago
      RIP Wave
  • PunchTornado 8 hours ago
    I don't understand Google's play here. Does it want Wiz to be a unique offer for GCP customers? or they will keep it cloud agnostic?
    • jcims 8 hours ago
      Wiz customer here, when fully implemented it provides an incredibly detailed and comprehensive view of your infrastructure.

      I'm curious how much of that information is going to pass between Wiz and Google Cloud product/sales. It's effectively x-ray vision into some huge workloads running on their competitors.

      • torginus 7 hours ago
        Is this like Darktrace?

        Apparently the cybersec bigwigs at our company love it, but for me I have to write a detailed explaination why another 'incident report' the clueless cybersecurity guys keep bothering me with is actually nonsense.

        • alephnerd 7 hours ago
          Nope. Darktrace is crap verging on fraud. Wiz actually solves tangible CSPM and runtime issues.
      • rabidonrails 7 hours ago
        >>It's effectively x-ray vision into some huge workloads running on their competitors.

        I wonder if there are antitrust lawyers watching this closely. Would be really interesting to get their perspective on this.

    • d4mi3n 8 hours ago
      Probably a diversification play and a play to see out bigger contracts. If you've worked in the FEDRamp space, you may be aware that Wiz (last a checked, a year or so ago) is one of the few and possibly ownly player certified to operate in FedRAMP Medium/High deployments operating with the technology it does (eBPF instrumentation).
      • scottyah 7 hours ago
        Google has really been expanding into DoD lately. I think they're realizing it's a large part of why AWS is so big and Azure is still alive.
    • raw_anon_1111 8 hours ago
      Thats the entire purpose, the reality is that large corporations are increasingly “multi cloud” and Google wants to have an offering for them and for companies that are on AWS and Azure to be able to move some of their workloads to GCP.

      AWS and GCP also made a joint announcement about multi cloud networking for a similar reason

      https://aws.amazon.com/blogs/networking-and-content-delivery...

    • tw04 8 hours ago
      >or they will keep it cloud agnostic?

      They grossly overpaid if they aren't keeping it cloud agnostic. It's impressive software, but if it's only compatible with GCP it will not survive in this space.

    • aberoham 8 hours ago
      I'm really hoping this means GCP Security Command Center quickly gets subsumed by Wiz
      • htrp 8 hours ago
        you mean there will now be three products instead of two

        Google Security Center Wiz Google Agentic Wiz Security

    • newsclues 8 hours ago
      Make it easy to use google cloud and plug into google ai
    • cmrdporcupine 7 hours ago
      If you think Google is capable of making a singular coherent decision on a topic like this, you're dreaming. There's likely multiple competing visions.

      That said: the goal with Google M&A remains the same as always. Take competition off the board. I don't know this company or how they compete with Google, but 80% chance that's the play.

      They are culturally incapable of merging other people's tech into their own stack and have both the tendency to rewrite everything from scratch on their own bespoke technologies and also internal engineering teams that will bristle at having a foreign body invade their cathedral.

      You could say it would be talent acquisition but most everyone who comes from a startup walks as soon as their golden handcuffs loosen and they can find something else to do. Going from startup to Google is usually torturous.

      Been through this 15 years ago. I don't think anything has changed.

      • breppp 6 hours ago
        > goal with Google M&A remains the same as always. Take competition off the board. I don't know this company or how they compete with Google, but 80% chance that's the play

        I don't think that's true here (what is the competing google product exactly?) or generally in cloud acquisitions, that generally buy into their platform missing features

        • ragall 5 hours ago
          The competing Google features are not a distinct product with its own name, but rather many separate features one can enable, like container image scanning. Collectively, it doesn't do all that Wiz offers, but it's still there.
        • cmrdporcupine 6 hours ago
          It's true that Cloud has behaved a bit different from Classic Google
  • vvpan 6 hours ago
    No reactions beside: monopolies are bad for innovation and why we cannot have nice things. You might hear some people say "but these big companies innovate". They were mostly done innovating two decades ago, now they just snuff out innovation and acquisition is one of their main tools.
    • mainecoder 6 hours ago
      well if you are waiting for the monopolies to be broken don't wait they will not be broken monopolies are here to stay, capitalistism for the rich and socialism also for the rich they best thing you can do is be rich yourself
  • PunchyHamster 1 hour ago
    Any bets on when it hits https://killedbygoogle.com/ ?

    I give it 5 years

  • aerodog 6 hours ago
    Wasn't this acquisition just a bit money laundering operation from Israel?
  • napolux 8 hours ago
    Congrats!
  • Alex3917 8 hours ago
    Not to be confused with Google’s existing product called Wiz.
    • jsheard 8 hours ago
      Or the Wiz IoT company, which seems like something Google might assimilate into Nest, but they didn't.
    • Arainach 8 hours ago
      I'd argue an internal framework isn't a "product", but the confusion is real.
  • pbiggar 7 hours ago
    As I mentioned at the time, the Wiz acquisition is the largest transfer of Israeli intelligence operatives into Big Tech in history.

    Here's my full thread on it: https://x.com/paulbiggar/status/1902329587050148068

    • breppp 6 hours ago
      lol Let me tell you something even more worrying, Google, Apple, Amazon, Meta and Microsoft already have larger engineering centers in Israel than most of Europe.

      And over 90% of their workers served in the IDF! And many more in Israeli Intelligence! and they're also mostly Jewish!

      Spooky stuff, our ads will never be safe now

      • shilgapira 5 hours ago
        Oy vey!

        You've got to love how spewing such casual bigotry against random people doesn't ring any alarm bells for people like this Paul person. I'm sure he considers himself a "progressive" lol.

        • myth_drannon 5 hours ago
          This guy has quite a history, no surprise. Check his twitter.
    • weatherlite 7 hours ago
      Link doesn't work
      • pbiggar 7 hours ago
        It seems to be working for me.
    • klyonrad 7 hours ago
      [dead]
  • tptacek 7 hours ago
    This is the announcement of the completion of an acquisition that began a year ago.
  • whobre 8 hours ago
    For a second I thought it was Woz who was joining Google…
    • giancarlostoro 7 hours ago
      Maybe someone typod in an email "I want you to buy woz" the i and o are next to each other on the keyboard. ;)
    • duckmysick 5 hours ago
      I thought it was WiZ of the lightbulbs fame. Figured they were going all in their smart home approach. But yeah, the other Wiz makes more sense.
  • love2read 7 hours ago
    Extra shade thrown at MoltBook (listed first) which was recently acq by Meta.
  • flipped 7 hours ago
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  • XCSme 8 hours ago
    [flagged]
  • kolanos 7 hours ago
    Didn't this happen a year ago? [0] Or did this deal just take a year?

    [0]: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=43398518

    • eloisant 7 hours ago
      Did you read the article? First line: "Nearly a year ago, we shared that Wiz would be joining Google."
      • SoberSky 7 hours ago
        Who reads articles these days?
        • officeplant 6 hours ago
          Just the bots so that HN posters can ask them for slop replies to stuff they don't understand.
  • toephu2 3 hours ago
    Great company, bad name. Pretty sure the company name was chosen by a non-native English speaker since it's an Israeli company after all.

    Sort of like Wix... Wix also an Israeli company with an odd sounding name (although better then Wiz).

    • whyage 3 hours ago
      What's wrong with the name Wiz?
      • zxexz 3 hours ago
        Nothing wrong with Google taking a Wiz
      • adrianmonk 2 hours ago
        It makes me think of the 1978 movie "The Wiz" starring Diana Ross, Michael Jackson, and Richard Pryor. Despite the big stars, it isn't generally regarded as a very good movie. Maybe updating "The Wizard of Oz" with disco music wasn't a good idea after all.
        • hoppyhoppy2 1 hour ago
          That movie was based on the stage musical, FWIW.
      • lq9AJ8yrfs 1 hour ago
        Getting your cloud 'wiz wit' in Philadelphia would mean having melted cheese on it.
      • blell 2 hours ago
        I’m the wiz, I’m the wiz! And noooooobody beats me!!!
      • girvo 3 hours ago
        Whizz is onomatopoeia (well, ish) for urinating in English
        • ahofmann 2 hours ago
          And "Witz" means "joke" in german.
          • tw-20260303-001 2 hours ago
            Yeah, but it’s pronounced differently. Germans are bad at English pronunciation. A couple of examples: BBQ ~> „barbicue”, Pampers ~> „pempas”.
          • the_mitsuhiko 2 hours ago
            [dead]
        • normie3000 2 hours ago
          Billy Whizz is rhyming slang for Jimmy Riddle.